What Kills You

After hearing Donna ask us the top 10 languages and then talk about health and wellness and humor, I thought she might want to share this with the class.

For those of you who watch what you eat…

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Posted by Donna Strickland in Dynamic Keynotes, Free Resources, Just for Fun.

Sister Mary Margaret

Sister Mary Margaret entered the Monastery of Silence. The priest said, “Sister, this is a silent monastery.  You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.”

Sister Mary Margaret lived in the monastery for 5 years before the priest said to her, “Sister Mary Margaret, you have been here for 5 years.  You can speak two words.”

Sister Mary Margaret said, “Hard bed.”

“I’m sorry to hear that,” the priest said.  “We will get you a better bed.”

Posted by Donna Strickland in Just for Fun.

How to Shower Like a Woman/Man

How to Shower Like a Woman

• Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
• Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
• If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
• Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note -must do more sit-ups.
• Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Posted by Donna Strickland in Just for Fun.